Another five star martini month is coming your way dear Aries. Lucky you! Adopt Capricorn’s mantra: work hard, play hard, drink hard. The goat won’t steer you wrong. Make sure and hit all the happy hours you can with work buddies to boot.


This is a feel good month. It fact, it may be too feel good a month. Everything will be wonderful… your sex life, your career, your grandest dreams and your most creative cocktailian concoctions… just remember that moderation is key!

Sweep off Mercury retrograde’s cobwebs dear Gemini and get that analytical mind cracking. you’ve got things to think and tipples to drink, and remember thinking and drinking alone is not a bad thing. This month, it could be just what the dr. ordered.

New beginnings, new culinary libations, new just about anything, are all possible this month. Face the music and it will tell you which way to turn dear Cancer. You’ll be dancing those cute little cancerian buns off before you know it. Good times are a comin!

Dear Leo, I do hate being the one to tell you this, but you won’t be getting your money mojo on until the end of the month. Then you can act like the ridiculously generous lion you really are. So go ahead, buy the whole bar a round… just wait until July’s last days.

Strap on your party shoes… this is set to be a wild month… in your cubicle. Looks like you’ll be clocking in quite the hours, but at least you’ll have the support of some serious celestial energy to help. Pyourself, with the job and the drinks.

This won’t be a month of high highs or low lows, but one of a steady nature… not unlike yourself dear Libra. Be a steady drinker, while life’s latest turns you thinker. You’re mind is subconsciously readying itself for the path not taken.

The universe is treating you to an open bar all month long dear Scorpio! Enjoy it, but don’t go running around drinking it’s most expensive and exotic liqueur. Even you are capable of getting a hangover. You’re not immortal–don’t overestimate yourself.

As you well know dear Sagittarius, you are the sign of too much. But in a good way of course! Too much spending, too much eating, too much working, too much drinking… This month you’re especially prone to your expansive tendencies. Be careful.

There’s a paaaarty in the Capricorn’s pants. And if you’re exceptionally attractive, socially connected or monetarily loaded you’re welcome to attend. Stock the bar, invite your friend’s friend’s friends in for a drink. Move over work, this month, you’ll be scaling a mountain of fun.

Dear Aquarius, like your eccentric but endearing personality traits drive the rest of us wild, this month will drive you wild. As in wild ride… fun and frustrating. So get your cocktail on and don’t be afraid to hit the bottle. Alcohol really does relax the nerves.

SssZzzz! For the cool fish, you’re hot this month dear Pisces. Get out there and reel in a new lover. You won’t even need to speak, they’ll fall for you hook, line and sinker. Who wouldn’t?