April Newsletter

Happy Belated April Fool’s Day, I hate that holiday. Let’s just say It’s not kind to the innocents among us...

Well, after six months of development, Intoxicated Zodiac’s CELESTIAL COCKTAIL CANDLES are finally here! Made in the USA Organic soy candles, scented with essential oils, packaged in a recycled box, in a recycled glass votive... which is a reusable rocks glass! This is an exceptionally unique product that is good for you and the planet. Did I mention that they smell delicious too?

Happy Spring,

Gwen  

A Birthday Toast To... Aries

The onion is co-ruled by Mars and the Moon. The former gives it that sharp bite and the latter endows it with it’s beautiful white luminosity. However, I feel that the onion’s capability to force tears upon mere mortals makes it much more arian in nature than lunar. Hence, IZ decrees the Gibson Martini a libation of Aries. That’s no reason the rest of of can’t all enjoy it too!

GIBSON:
4 oz gin
1 oz dry vermouth
1 pickled pearl onion

Stir well with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and drop an onion into the bottom of the glass.

Eco Tip For Do-Good Drunks

Einstein said that if honey bees ever died off, mankind would have three years to live. We all know that the hardest workers on earth are in dire straits. show them the love and plant something this spring–anything! just don’t use pesticides or GMO seeds (both of which are designed to kill insects). Be safe and purchase organic seeds from seedsofchange.com.