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May Newsletter

Happy Cinco de Mayo dear Mexican tipplers, May your May be filled with healthy doses of wormless tequila. Yeah, I think that is one of the grossest things I ever swallowed...

Visit our Etsy Store to buy Intoxicated Zodiac handmade goodies like our colored wood muddler, hand screened cocktail coasters and handmade martini apron.

Salud,

Gwen   

A Birthday Toast To... Taurus

The classic mojito is a libation of Taurus. This is because the seductively fragrant mint plant is ruled by the godess of love herself, Venus (who rules Taurus). Few mortals can resist the refreshing deliciousness that has become America's favorite Cuban beverage. And like Taurus' simple outlook on life, they are so simple to make!!

MOJITO

3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp raw organic sugar
3 tbsp fresh lime juice
1 1/2 oz light rum
seltzer

In glass, muddle mint. Add sugar and lime and stir thoroughly. Top with ice. Add rum and mix. Top off with seltzer.

Eco Tip For Do-Good Drunks

Speaking of Cuban drinks, this country is among the most environmentally friendly on the globe. The silver lining of communism... Poverty has neccessitated Cubans to actually wash and dry their plastic bags on the clothesline for reuse. Let's follow their lead! Bring plastic bags to the store and fill with fruits and veggies in the produce section. Or ask your kids to bring their sandwhich bags back home from lunch. Rinse them out and dry them on this convenient COUNTERTOP BAG DRYER only $20 at gaiam.com!

What’s Your Sign? Can I Buy You A Drink? Intoxicated Zodiac brings a new twist to these classic pick up lines by mixing astrology and cocktails. So, raise your glass to the stars, where we all have Martini Rising!

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